Instead of pitching to the effect Scorpios is absolute the best club in the World, in the Universe... in the Infinity of Space and Eternity of Time, may we just post this one picture we've found on Instagram today, taken by Lorra Inehks, one of our guests with an eye both to the Sublime and good time.

Haven't we just made this grandiose claim, though, anyway? Implicitly. Perhaps even a much stronger one... Let's call it our deep-seated ambition. And it's all in your name, dear supporters.

"Scorpios: Is What You Make of It" series.